Plane has a flat tire

Well this is a new one, we just sat at the gate for a half hour while they used "fix-a-flat" on the plane landing gear. I'm banking on it holding up just fine, I've used that stuff a handful of times with 0% success rate. Luckily Bill gave me the most recent copy of Swimmer Magazine, there are some great articles in here!
Ok, we're moving now, this could be good. The smooth calm voice of the captain has made me feel as safe as can be. I'm sitting next to a mother and daughter, she's the cutest little kid but could really benifit from a mild tranquilizer right about now...

Kidding of course, but I do wish she would stop kicking my swimmer legs!