In Desperate Need of a Workout

I just got done working 31 hours straight.  I really wish I had the energy to workout, it would feel great.  I'm gonna hit the Gym for a late night pump up session.  The place I workout just got an "Ab Coaster".  A silly looking little workout machine.  You really feel quite dumb using it but it's a heck of an Abdominal workout.  Check out the hokey site:
 
 www.abcoaster.com
Caution, it starts playing a movie immediately.
 
You basically roll up and down this thing till you can't even lift your legs in the air any longer.  It's an interesting machine.  These workout machine websites are just hilarious, they ALL have some 400lb guy who lost 200lbs using ONLY this single workout system.... AND YOU CAN TOO!
 
Just be real, you're gonna buy it for a few easy payments of (fill in the blank), use it for a month, lose 10lbs and put it in your basement till it rusts up enough to throw away... stop reading this and go use that darn thing!