Haircut soon please

A natural result of swimming so much is that my hair gets lighter. In years past I thought it was kind of cool that I could change my hair color for free. The comments started a few weeks ago when my hair color, which is naturally dark brown, crossed the threshold into "blonde highlight" territory. This invokes comments relating to "boy bands", "who's your stylist?" and "oh... wow... your umm... blonde"

I really can't wait to get a haircut... one more week of ridicule, then I can break away from the boy band.